I might not be on trial, but I have to go in and testify. If you’ve never been involved in a court case, it can be a little daunting. Since we’re still in Makeup Madness Month, I’m going to focus mainly on my makeup regimen for the next couple of days. Sadly, I won’t be able to post much until Thursday night or Friday.

Court is one of those places where it does pay to be somber. Loud colors on your face simply won’t do. The best key that’s helped me stay focused is to visualize court the same way I would visualize a business interview or an important presentation for work. I think it’s safe to leave the peacock eyeliner at home for this one.

That doesn’t mean I will be without color, but I think the glossies should stay home. Subtle reds, berries, browns, etc. should be perfectly fine. Light makeup - you’re not going on the town, you’re going in to give a statement.

Not being an eyeliner fan (yet!), I would reason that eyeliner won’t be too much of a problem, nor would mascara. Whatever you put on your face, make sure that it is built to last a few hours. You can’t really jump up and tell the judge, “Excuse me, I need to go fix my face - you mind?” Take full advantage of breaks.

Carry small hand tissues in your bag - no matter how tidy I am with the brush, I always have too much powder on my face. Other mishaps happen - I’ve found that the tissues are a very discreet, ladylike method that definitely tops clawing at your face (and therefore ruining your makeup).

Overall, take it seriously. Even if you’re just being called in to give a statement under oath, remember that “perception is reality”. Look good, feel good, and stay luxuriously deluxe - even under oath!